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Zarate Sacked After Getting Dick Out for Harambe
Shocking reports coming out of Spain today as news emerged that third division player Eric Zarate, fresh from...
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Andre Gray Bombarded By Messages of Support from Robert Mugabe
Burnley forward Andre Gray seems to have landed himself in some controversy regarding remarks made on his social...
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50 Shades of John O’Shea: The Book They Didn’t Want You to Read
He had seemingly done it all. Played in World and European Cup Championships. Won the Champions League with...
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Pensioner Beats Ronaldinho in Viagra-Fuelled “Keepie-Uppie” Challenge
The world marvelled once as a man made a mockery of the laws of physics, nailing a ball...
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Balotelli’s No-Reserve eBay Listing Removed After No Bids
In what some Liverpool fans have bemoaned as leaving them feeling “proper devoed” – manager Jurgen Klopp in an...
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Old Lady Resorts to Fat Shaming to Ensure Footballing Success
Italian champions Juventus, affectionally nicknamed “The Old Lady” by fans, have been caught up in a shocking new...
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“Greatest Trick I Ever Pulled…Was My Hamstring”, Reveals Darren Anderton’s Daring New Autobiography
Throughout the history of football there’s been a special player for every generation. A player whose name is...
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Shane Duffy Has Done More Damage To The North Than Thatcher
It’s not been a great start of the season for Republic of Ireland international Shane Duffy. But after...
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Mahrez: Ranieri Threatened to Blowtorch His Dilly Dong Off
The football world sat back and applauded yesterday following announcements that PFA Player of the Year, Riyah Mahrez...
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Torres: Never Scoring Again Helped Liverpool Fans Forgive Me
He fooled a lot of football fans into thinking he was the “50m striker that never was”, finally...
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GBH and Casual Racism Fair Game, Says Scintillating New Chelsea Survey
A new survey conducted to determine the policy of Chelsea Football Club’s general operations was released this morning, detailing the...
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Hart, the Perfect ‘Sweeper Keeper’, Comforts Destitute Bastian Schweinsteiger on the Mean Streets of Manchester
(Image Source: Getty) In a desperate attempt to get back into Pep Guardiola’s good books, Joe Hart has...
