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Ron Atkinson To Give Up Racism, In Tribute To Dalian Atkinson

“He still won’t accept my friend request,” confirms a melancholy ‘Big Ron’ Atkinson, as he solemnly gazes at Chelsea...

Chesterfield Swoop For Rolf Harris To Partner Ched Evans

(Image Source) Chesterfield manager Danny Wilson has been courting a lot of controversy this summer following his and...

“It’s Great Being a Dead Footballer,” (Daily Mail Exclusive With Marc-Vivien Foe)

Following The Daily Mail’s uncanny knack at snagging interviews with footballers despite ever actually speaking to them, the...

Adam Johnson: Playing For Sunderland is STILL My Most Humiliating Regret

Former Sunderland, Middlesborough and Manchester City player Adam Johnson left the members of the courtroom completely baffled this morning,...

Jordan Confusion Sees Harry Redknapp Enter Former Page 3 Girl

A mix up in names has seen Harry Redknapp enter former glamour model Katie Price, also known as Jordan,...

Samir Carruthers Files For Court Injunction Against Stalker Steve McClaren

MK Dons midfielder Samir Carruthers has applied for a court injunction against recently axed Newcastle boss, Steve McClaren...

Cabral Makes His Way Into Sunderland AFC’s Sexpest Hall Of Fame

Determined not to be outdone by Titus Bramble, and of course notorious former teammate Adam Johnson – former Sunderland Player,...

Kim Kardashian in State Of Shock as Minge is Overshadowed By Okazaki’s Bicycle Kick

35-year-old Reality TV Star and professional gash-exhibitionist, Kim Kardashian has been placed on suicide watch after Leicester City’s...

Rafa Benitez Sobers Up From Hangover, Finds Out He’s Newcastle United Manager

(Source) Sulky Spaniard Rafael Benitez has finally sobered up after a heavy three-day bender on the Bigg Market...

Marriage Not As Good As ‘Soccer Saturday’ Say Men

Committing to spend the rest of your life with one person, through sickness and health is absolutely nowhere...

McDonald’s Ultras On Route To Burger King Away

Brendan Rodgers Re-Signs Nicky Barmby For Liverpool On a Free

Liverpool manager Brendan Rodgers has snapped up former Liverpool and England international winger, Nicky Barmby (41) in a...