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Steve McLaren Finally Finds Match on Tinder
Ex-England manager Steve McLaren, after being left out in the cold for so long, seems to have finally...
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Ben Davies On Brink of Despair Following Metro Snub
Reports coming out of the Tottenham Hotspur camp today reveal that left back Ben Davies is suffering a...
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Referee Staunchly Denies Claims of “Being a Wanker”
A referee, plying his trade in the leagues of the English bottom flight, has taken strong action today,...
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Paul Pogba: “Carlton Palmer Inspired My Manchester Derby Performance”
Manchester United’s Paul Pogba has named former England midfielder and childhood hero Carlton Palmer as his muse for...
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Mike Phelan Changes His Middle Name To “More Than A” After Manager Of The Month Award
Hull City Caretaker Boss Mike Phelan has legally changed his middle name by deed poll to; “more than a”...
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Starry-Eyed Delusiononal Optimism Returns to Tyneside After Newcastle Win a Few Games
Life in the Northeast of England appears to have gotten a far lot rosier of late due to...
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Old Firm Handshake Breaks Scottish Man’s Hand
An old firm handshake broke a young Scottish man’s hand today as two opposing forces met to put...
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Marcus Rashford States Burning Ambition To Play For Sunderland, Shows Off Kieran Richardson Tattoo
Manchester United’s Marcus Rashford stunned the nation last night after smashing in a hat-trick in his England Under-21 debut,...
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Catholic Church Declare Adam Johnson As An Official Saint
Head of the Catholic Church and 266th Pope, Pope Francis has sent a defiant response to those who...
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Big Sam Celebrates England Win With Gravy Bath & Other Manly Stuff
Following England’s dramatic last-minute winner in the opening game of their World Cup Qualifying campaign yesterday, new manager...
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Malky Mackay: “Messi’s Son’s a Little Puff”
Disgraced former Wigan manager Malky Mackay has hit headlines once again this week following Argentinian striker Lionel Messi’s...
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Footballer’s Mum Denies Allegations of Him Being “Full Kit Wanker”
The mother of a leading Premiership footballer has spoken out today following accusations made by opposing fans and...
