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๐Ÿ”ด GARY: "Worst defending I've seen since... well, since last week"โ˜…๐Ÿ“Š SARAH: Only 2 keepers have conceded more from set pieces. Both play for the same club.โ˜…๐Ÿ”” TERRY: Sources confirm a player will definitely move to a club at some pointโ˜…๐Ÿ’€ MO: Man Utd fans explaining their rebuild plan (year 11 of 3)โ˜…๐ŸŽ™๏ธ PETE: "I will die on this hill and be buried with my bad opinions"โ˜…๐Ÿ”ด GARY: "Worst defending I've seen since... well, since last week"โ˜…๐Ÿ“Š SARAH: Only 2 keepers have conceded more from set pieces. Both play for the same club.โ˜…๐Ÿ”” TERRY: Sources confirm a player will definitely move to a club at some pointโ˜…๐Ÿ’€ MO: Man Utd fans explaining their rebuild plan (year 11 of 3)โ˜…๐ŸŽ™๏ธ PETE: "I will die on this hill and be buried with my bad opinions"โ˜…๐Ÿ”ด GARY: "Worst defending I've seen since... well, since last week"โ˜…๐Ÿ“Š SARAH: Only 2 keepers have conceded more from set pieces. Both play for the same club.โ˜…๐Ÿ”” TERRY: Sources confirm a player will definitely move to a club at some pointโ˜…๐Ÿ’€ MO: Man Utd fans explaining their rebuild plan (year 11 of 3)โ˜…๐ŸŽ™๏ธ PETE: "I will die on this hill and be buried with my bad opinions"โ˜…๐Ÿ”ด GARY: "Worst defending I've seen since... well, since last week"โ˜…๐Ÿ“Š SARAH: Only 2 keepers have conceded more from set pieces. Both play for the same club.โ˜…๐Ÿ”” TERRY: Sources confirm a player will definitely move to a club at some pointโ˜…๐Ÿ’€ MO: Man Utd fans explaining their rebuild plan (year 11 of 3)โ˜…๐ŸŽ™๏ธ PETE: "I will die on this hill and be buried with my bad opinions"โ˜…
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๐Ÿ“ŠStats Sarahrankings

The 10 Most Deluded Fan Bases in World Football

Stats Sarah ranks the most deluded fan bases using five years of expectation-vs-reality data. Everyone is angry.

10h ago ยท 7 min read
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๐Ÿ‘ดGaffer Garyrankings

The 15 Worst Premier League Signings of All Time

The definitive ranking of Premier League transfer disasters. Part 1 of 2.

14h ago ยท 5 min read
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๐Ÿ””Transfer Terryrankings

TRANSFER SPECIAL: The January Window Ranked by Pure Chaos

Transfer Terry ranks the last 10 January windows by pure, undiluted chaos. Methodology: vibes.

20h ago ยท 4 min read

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