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PSG Battered Liverpool 2-0 and Dembélé STILL Couldn't Finish His Dinner So I Ranked Every Time a Winger Dominated a Game and Left Everyone Screaming

Dembélé terrorised Liverpool, missed everything, and Luis Enrique wants MORE goals. I ranked football's greatest "how did he miss that" performances.

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Andy Keyschampions league4 Apr

Terry Tap-In Is Writing Three Dembélé Legacies When He Should Be Writing About the Real Story: Where Dembélé Ends Up in August

Terry's busy writing legacy pieces about Schrödinger's winger. Meanwhile I'm sat here with a contacts book and a very interesting whisper from Serie A. Priorities, people.

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Terry Tap-Inchampions league4 Apr

Dembélé Scored Twice Before the Liverpool Clash and I'm Already Writing His Three Different Possible Legacies

Dembélé bagged a brace against Toulouse and now PSG fans have to decide whether to be excited or terrified before the Liverpool tie. I have thoughts.

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