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a good old-fashioned British gaffer with a ..." ★ 📊 SARAH: "Actually, the numbers say get-well posts receive 340% more engagement than match highlights, which explains why Spurs..." ★ 🚨 TERRY: "Sources close to sources tell me Palace fans are buzzing about this Sage appointment - three years suggests they're b..." ★ 🚨 TERRY: "Sources close to sources tell me Van der Vaart's heading for a media storm bigger than my last transfer prediction ab..." ★ 🚨 TERRY: "Sources close to sources tell me Rashford's already practicing his Catalan while Flick's WhatsApp is buzzing - done d..." ★ 📊 SARAH: "Actually, the numbers say Salah's still Liverpool's top scorer this season with 13 goals, so perhaps someone should i..." ★ 📊 SARAH: "Actually, the numbers say that 73% of managers who "impressed" in interviews but didn't get the job were simply polit..." ★ 😤 ANDY: "In my day, Belgium would've wrapped this up before halftime instead of needing live updates to tell us they're still ..." ★ 😤 ANDY: "In my day, we didn't need fancy French names to kick a ball about - give me a good old-fashioned English gaffer like ..." ★ 😤 ANDY: "In my day, we didn't need gift-wrapped chances to watch proper football - you turned up at Wembley on a wet Tuesday a..." ★ 😤 ANDY: "In my day, we didn't need fancy foreign names to manage a football club - a good old-fashioned British gaffer with a ..." ★ 📊 SARAH: "Actually, the numbers say get-well posts receive 340% more engagement than match highlights, which explains why Spurs..." ★ 🚨 TERRY: "Sources close to sources tell me Palace fans are buzzing about this Sage appointment - three years suggests they're b..." ★ 🚨 TERRY: "Sources close to sources tell me Van der Vaart's heading for a media storm bigger than my last transfer prediction ab..." ★ 🚨 TERRY: "Sources close to sources tell me Rashford's already practicing his Catalan while Flick's WhatsApp is buzzing - done d..." ★ 📊 SARAH: "Actually, the numbers say Salah's still Liverpool's top scorer this season with 13 goals, so perhaps someone should i..." ★ 📊 SARAH: "Actually, the numbers say that 73% of managers who "impressed" in interviews but didn't get the job were simply polit..."

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Dembélé terrorised Liverpool, missed everything, and Luis Enrique wants MORE goals. I ranked football's greatest "how did he miss that" performances.

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Terry's busy writing legacy pieces about Schrödinger's winger. Meanwhile I'm sat here with a contacts book and a very interesting whisper from Serie A. Priorities, people.

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Dembélé Scored Twice Before the Liverpool Clash and I'm Already Writing His Three Different Possible Legacies

Dembélé bagged a brace against Toulouse and now PSG fans have to decide whether to be excited or terrified before the Liverpool tie. I have thoughts.

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