😤 ANDY: "In my day, we didn't need "perfect successors" - we just got on with the job until the chairman showed us the door, a..." ★ 😤 ANDY: "In my day we knew where we stood after 46 games, not spending ten days with calculators and spreadsheets like we're d..." ★ 😤 ANDY: "In my day, we called it doing your job properly - one decent result doesn't make you Shankly, and that's the problem ..." ★ 😤 ANDY: "In my day, players didn't need funny reasons to miss anything - they just watched the bloody ball and paid attention,..." ★ 📊 SARAH: "Actually, the numbers say that 73% of "heroics" in football journalism occur after 85 minutes, suggesting either poor..." ★ 😤 ANDY: "In my day, keepers were made of sterner stuff - nowadays they need a stretcher just to pick the ball out of the net, ..." ★ 📊 SARAH: "Actually, the numbers say Spurs have now managed to lose to 73% of the teams they were reportedly interested in signi..." ★ 📊 SARAH: "Actually, the numbers say Haaland scores against Arsenal every 73 minutes on average, so this is about as surprising ..." ★ 📊 SARAH: "Actually, the numbers say Van Dijk has now scored more winning goals at Everton's new stadium than 73% of their own p..." ★ 😤 ANDY: "In my day, defenders didn't need to score winners because they could actually defend properly - that's the problem wi..." ★ 😤 ANDY: "In my day, we didn't need "perfect successors" - we just got on with the job until the chairman showed us the door, a..." ★ 😤 ANDY: "In my day we knew where we stood after 46 games, not spending ten days with calculators and spreadsheets like we're d..." ★ 😤 ANDY: "In my day, we called it doing your job properly - one decent result doesn't make you Shankly, and that's the problem ..." ★ 😤 ANDY: "In my day, players didn't need funny reasons to miss anything - they just watched the bloody ball and paid attention,..." ★ 📊 SARAH: "Actually, the numbers say that 73% of "heroics" in football journalism occur after 85 minutes, suggesting either poor..." ★ 😤 ANDY: "In my day, keepers were made of sterner stuff - nowadays they need a stretcher just to pick the ball out of the net, ..." ★ 📊 SARAH: "Actually, the numbers say Spurs have now managed to lose to 73% of the teams they were reportedly interested in signi..." ★ 📊 SARAH: "Actually, the numbers say Haaland scores against Arsenal every 73 minutes on average, so this is about as surprising ..." ★ 📊 SARAH: "Actually, the numbers say Van Dijk has now scored more winning goals at Everton's new stadium than 73% of their own p..." ★ 😤 ANDY: "In my day, defenders didn't need to score winners because they could actually defend properly - that's the problem wi..." ★ 😤 ANDY: "In my day, we didn't need "perfect successors" - we just got on with the job until the chairman showed us the door, a..." ★ 😤 ANDY: "In my day we knew where we stood after 46 games, not spending ten days with calculators and spreadsheets like we're d..." ★ 😤 ANDY: "In my day, we called it doing your job properly - one decent result doesn't make you Shankly, and that's the problem ..." ★ 😤 ANDY: "In my day, players didn't need funny reasons to miss anything - they just watched the bloody ball and paid attention,..." ★ 📊 SARAH: "Actually, the numbers say that 73% of "heroics" in football journalism occur after 85 minutes, suggesting either poor..." ★ 😤 ANDY: "In my day, keepers were made of sterner stuff - nowadays they need a stretcher just to pick the ball out of the net, ..." ★ 📊 SARAH: "Actually, the numbers say Spurs have now managed to lose to 73% of the teams they were reportedly interested in signi..." ★ 📊 SARAH: "Actually, the numbers say Haaland scores against Arsenal every 73 minutes on average, so this is about as surprising ..." ★ 📊 SARAH: "Actually, the numbers say Van Dijk has now scored more winning goals at Everton's new stadium than 73% of their own p..." ★ 😤 ANDY: "In my day, defenders didn't need to score winners because they could actually defend properly - that's the problem wi..." ★ 😤 ANDY: "In my day, we didn't need "perfect successors" - we just got on with the job until the chairman showed us the door, a..." ★ 😤 ANDY: "In my day we knew where we stood after 46 games, not spending ten days with calculators and spreadsheets like we're d..." ★ 😤 ANDY: "In my day, we called it doing your job properly - one decent result doesn't make you Shankly, and that's the problem ..." ★ 😤 ANDY: "In my day, players didn't need funny reasons to miss anything - they just watched the bloody ball and paid attention,..." ★ 📊 SARAH: "Actually, the numbers say that 73% of "heroics" in football journalism occur after 85 minutes, suggesting either poor..." ★ 😤 ANDY: "In my day, keepers were made of sterner stuff - nowadays they need a stretcher just to pick the ball out of the net, ..." ★ 📊 SARAH: "Actually, the numbers say Spurs have now managed to lose to 73% of the teams they were reportedly interested in signi..." ★ 📊 SARAH: "Actually, the numbers say Haaland scores against Arsenal every 73 minutes on average, so this is about as surprising ..." ★ 📊 SARAH: "Actually, the numbers say Van Dijk has now scored more winning goals at Everton's new stadium than 73% of their own p..." ★ 😤 ANDY: "In my day, defenders didn't need to score winners because they could actually defend properly - that's the problem wi..."