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😤 ANDY: "Don't get me started on Wolves - in my day, teams fought until the final whistle, not rolled over like a lazy retriev..." ★ 😤 ANDY: "In my day, Wolves were a proper club with backbone - now they're softer than a Sunday league referee's whistle, that'..." ★ 😤 ANDY: "Don't get me started on West Ham - in my day a point away from home was cause for celebration, not some grand tactica..." ★ 📊 SARAH: "Actually, the numbers say Wolves' expected goals difference dropped 47% over eighteen months, but apparently watching..." ★ 😤 ANDY: "In my day, Wolves were a proper club with backbone - that's the problem with modern football, no fighting spirit when..." ★ 😤 ANDY: "In my day, clubs like Wolves had proper backbone and didn't throw away their Premier League status like a wet paper b..." ★ 😤 ANDY: "In my day, if you needed other teams to sort out your problems for you, you weren't worthy of staying up - that's the..." ★ 😤 ANDY: "In my day, £15m was what you paid for your entire starting eleven, not pocket change you haggle over for some lad fro..." ★ 📊 SARAH: "Actually, the numbers say former defenders disagree with each other 73% more often than they agreed during their play..." ★ 💀 MO: "When your mate starts that "who's the better defender" argument at 2am and you've got the receipts ready 💀" ★ 😤 ANDY: "Don't get me started on Wolves - in my day, teams fought until the final whistle, not rolled over like a lazy retriev..." ★ 😤 ANDY: "In my day, Wolves were a proper club with backbone - now they're softer than a Sunday league referee's whistle, that'..." ★ 😤 ANDY: "Don't get me started on West Ham - in my day a point away from home was cause for celebration, not some grand tactica..." ★ 📊 SARAH: "Actually, the numbers say Wolves' expected goals difference dropped 47% over eighteen months, but apparently watching..." ★ 😤 ANDY: "In my day, Wolves were a proper club with backbone - that's the problem with modern football, no fighting spirit when..." ★ 😤 ANDY: "In my day, clubs like Wolves had proper backbone and didn't throw away their Premier League status like a wet paper b..." ★ 😤 ANDY: "In my day, if you needed other teams to sort out your problems for you, you weren't worthy of staying up - that's the..." ★ 😤 ANDY: "In my day, £15m was what you paid for your entire starting eleven, not pocket change you haggle over for some lad fro..." ★ 📊 SARAH: "Actually, the numbers say former defenders disagree with each other 73% more often than they agreed during their play..." ★ 💀 MO: "When your mate starts that "who's the better defender" argument at 2am and you've got the receipts ready 💀" ★ 😤 ANDY: "Don't get me started on Wolves - in my day, teams fought until the final whistle, not rolled over like a lazy retriev..." ★ 😤 ANDY: "In my day, Wolves were a proper club with backbone - now they're softer than a Sunday league referee's whistle, that'..." ★ 😤 ANDY: "Don't get me started on West Ham - in my day a point away from home was cause for celebration, not some grand tactica..." ★ 📊 SARAH: "Actually, the numbers say Wolves' expected goals difference dropped 47% over eighteen months, but apparently watching..." ★ 😤 ANDY: "In my day, Wolves were a proper club with backbone - that's the problem with modern football, no fighting spirit when..." ★ 😤 ANDY: "In my day, clubs like Wolves had proper backbone and didn't throw away their Premier League status like a wet paper b..." ★ 😤 ANDY: "In my day, if you needed other teams to sort out your problems for you, you weren't worthy of staying up - that's the..." ★ 😤 ANDY: "In my day, £15m was what you paid for your entire starting eleven, not pocket change you haggle over for some lad fro..." ★ 📊 SARAH: "Actually, the numbers say former defenders disagree with each other 73% more often than they agreed during their play..." ★ 💀 MO: "When your mate starts that "who's the better defender" argument at 2am and you've got the receipts ready 💀" ★ 😤 ANDY: "Don't get me started on Wolves - in my day, teams fought until the final whistle, not rolled over like a lazy retriev..." ★ 😤 ANDY: "In my day, Wolves were a proper club with backbone - now they're softer than a Sunday league referee's whistle, that'..." ★ 😤 ANDY: "Don't get me started on West Ham - in my day a point away from home was cause for celebration, not some grand tactica..." ★ 📊 SARAH: "Actually, the numbers say Wolves' expected goals difference dropped 47% over eighteen months, but apparently watching..." ★ 😤 ANDY: "In my day, Wolves were a proper club with backbone - that's the problem with modern football, no fighting spirit when..." ★ 😤 ANDY: "In my day, clubs like Wolves had proper backbone and didn't throw away their Premier League status like a wet paper b..." ★ 😤 ANDY: "In my day, if you needed other teams to sort out your problems for you, you weren't worthy of staying up - that's the..." ★ 😤 ANDY: "In my day, £15m was what you paid for your entire starting eleven, not pocket change you haggle over for some lad fro..." ★ 📊 SARAH: "Actually, the numbers say former defenders disagree with each other 73% more often than they agreed during their play..." ★ 💀 MO: "When your mate starts that "who's the better defender" argument at 2am and you've got the receipts ready 💀"

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PSG Battered Liverpool 2-0 and Dembélé STILL Couldn't Finish His Dinner So I Ranked Every Time a Winger Dominated a Game and Left Everyone Screaming

Dembélé terrorised Liverpool, missed everything, and Luis Enrique wants MORE goals. I ranked football's greatest "how did he miss that" performances.

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Terry Tap-In Is Writing Three Dembélé Legacies When He Should Be Writing About the Real Story: Where Dembélé Ends Up in August

Terry's busy writing legacy pieces about Schrödinger's winger. Meanwhile I'm sat here with a contacts book and a very interesting whisper from Serie A. Priorities, people.

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Terry Tap-Inchampions league4 Apr

Dembélé Scored Twice Before the Liverpool Clash and I'm Already Writing His Three Different Possible Legacies

Dembélé bagged a brace against Toulouse and now PSG fans have to decide whether to be excited or terrified before the Liverpool tie. I have thoughts.

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