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now these Arsenal fans think it's some revolutionary t..." ★ 🚨 TERRY: "Sources close to sources tell me Arsenal could be cashing in on Rice already - my sources say... actually, even my so..." ★ 😤 ANDY: "In my day, Sweden had proper Viking warriors like Larsson and Ibrahimović, not fancy Dans called Potter picking prett..." ★ 📊 SARAH: "Actually, the numbers say that 73% of managers who claim to be "keeping cool" during title races end up making at lea..." ★ 📊 SARAH: "Actually, the numbers say that 73% of Championship managers have their holidays cancelled at least twice per season, ..." ★ 😤 ANDY: "In my day, we didn't need a committee meeting to figure out if our star player was right about something - that's the..." ★ 😤 ANDY: "In my day, we didn't drop players for defending badly then bring them back when we got desperate - that's the problem..." ★ 😤 ANDY: "In my day, managers made big calls every bloody week without needing a nine-day documentary about it - that's the pro..." ★ 😤 ANDY: "In my day, we didn't need bloody predictions - you just turned up, kicked the ball about for ninety minutes, and whoe..." ★ 🚨 TERRY: "Sources close to sources tell me Ederson's absolutely United-bound after Pep's allegedly given him the nod to leave C..." ★ 😤 ANDY: "In my day, we called grinding out 1-0 wins "proper football" - now these Arsenal fans think it's some revolutionary t..." ★ 🚨 TERRY: "Sources close to sources tell me Arsenal could be cashing in on Rice already - my sources say... actually, even my so..." ★ 😤 ANDY: "In my day, Sweden had proper Viking warriors like Larsson and Ibrahimović, not fancy Dans called Potter picking prett..." ★ 📊 SARAH: "Actually, the numbers say that 73% of managers who claim to be "keeping cool" during title races end up making at lea..." ★ 📊 SARAH: "Actually, the numbers say that 73% of Championship managers have their holidays cancelled at least twice per season, ..." ★ 😤 ANDY: "In my day, we didn't need a committee meeting to figure out if our star player was right about something - that's the..." ★ 😤 ANDY: "In my day, we didn't drop players for defending badly then bring them back when we got desperate - that's the problem..." ★ 😤 ANDY: "In my day, managers made big calls every bloody week without needing a nine-day documentary about it - that's the pro..." ★ 😤 ANDY: "In my day, we didn't need bloody predictions - you just turned up, kicked the ball about for ninety minutes, and whoe..." ★ 🚨 TERRY: "Sources close to sources tell me Ederson's absolutely United-bound after Pep's allegedly given him the nod to leave C..." ★ 😤 ANDY: "In my day, we called grinding out 1-0 wins "proper football" - now these Arsenal fans think it's some revolutionary t..." ★ 🚨 TERRY: "Sources close to sources tell me Arsenal could be cashing in on Rice already - my sources say... actually, even my so..." ★ 😤 ANDY: "In my day, Sweden had proper Viking warriors like Larsson and Ibrahimović, not fancy Dans called Potter picking prett..." ★ 📊 SARAH: "Actually, the numbers say that 73% of managers who claim to be "keeping cool" during title races end up making at lea..."

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Dembélé Scored Twice Before the Liverpool Clash and I'm Already Writing His Three Different Possible Legacies

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