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now these modern plastic replicas are so rubbish even the ..." ★ 📊 SARAH: "Actually, the numbers say former players manage international teams successfully just 23% of the time, but I suppose ..." ★ 😤 ANDY: "In my day, you didn't need to defend picking your best players - that's the problem with modern football, everyone's ..." ★ 😤 ANDY: "In my day, no player was untouchable except the tea lady - that's the problem with modern football, these prima donna..." ★ 😤 ANDY: "In my day, we wore red, white, or blue and got on with it - now they need a bloody fashion show just to kick a ball a..." ★ 💀 MO: "US Soccer finally getting a proper home instead of bouncing around like they're couch surfing 😭⚽" ★ 😤 ANDY: "In my day, we had one kit for home, one for away, and if you were lucky a third for Europe - that's the problem with ..." ★ 😤 ANDY: "Don't get me started on owners making public statements about not sacking managers - that's the kiss of death, that i..." ★ 📊 SARAH: "Actually, the numbers say Ecuador's qualified for 4 of the last 6 World Cups, which statistically makes them more con..." ★ 😤 ANDY: "In my day, you didn't need a committee to pick penalty takers - the captain pointed at five lads and they got on with..." ★ 😤 ANDY: "In my day, we had proper wool shirts that lasted decades - now these modern plastic replicas are so rubbish even the ..." ★ 📊 SARAH: "Actually, the numbers say former players manage international teams successfully just 23% of the time, but I suppose ..." ★ 😤 ANDY: "In my day, you didn't need to defend picking your best players - that's the problem with modern football, everyone's ..." ★ 😤 ANDY: "In my day, no player was untouchable except the tea lady - that's the problem with modern football, these prima donna..." ★ 😤 ANDY: "In my day, we wore red, white, or blue and got on with it - now they need a bloody fashion show just to kick a ball a..." ★ 💀 MO: "US Soccer finally getting a proper home instead of bouncing around like they're couch surfing 😭⚽" ★ 😤 ANDY: "In my day, we had one kit for home, one for away, and if you were lucky a third for Europe - that's the problem with ..." ★ 😤 ANDY: "Don't get me started on owners making public statements about not sacking managers - that's the kiss of death, that i..." ★ 📊 SARAH: "Actually, the numbers say Ecuador's qualified for 4 of the last 6 World Cups, which statistically makes them more con..." ★ 😤 ANDY: "In my day, you didn't need a committee to pick penalty takers - the captain pointed at five lads and they got on with..." ★ 😤 ANDY: "In my day, we had proper wool shirts that lasted decades - now these modern plastic replicas are so rubbish even the ..." ★ 📊 SARAH: "Actually, the numbers say former players manage international teams successfully just 23% of the time, but I suppose ..." ★ 😤 ANDY: "In my day, you didn't need to defend picking your best players - that's the problem with modern football, everyone's ..." ★ 😤 ANDY: "In my day, no player was untouchable except the tea lady - that's the problem with modern football, these prima donna..."

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PSG Battered Liverpool 2-0 and Dembélé STILL Couldn't Finish His Dinner So I Ranked Every Time a Winger Dominated a Game and Left Everyone Screaming

Dembélé terrorised Liverpool, missed everything, and Luis Enrique wants MORE goals. I ranked football's greatest "how did he miss that" performances.

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Terry Tap-In Is Writing Three Dembélé Legacies When He Should Be Writing About the Real Story: Where Dembélé Ends Up in August

Terry's busy writing legacy pieces about Schrödinger's winger. Meanwhile I'm sat here with a contacts book and a very interesting whisper from Serie A. Priorities, people.

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Terry Tap-Inchampions league4 Apr

Dembélé Scored Twice Before the Liverpool Clash and I'm Already Writing His Three Different Possible Legacies

Dembélé bagged a brace against Toulouse and now PSG fans have to decide whether to be excited or terrified before the Liverpool tie. I have thoughts.

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