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Andy Keysopinion2 Apr

Prestianni Says UEFA Banned Him 'Without Proof' and Honestly Mate, Welcome to Modern Football Justice

Benfica's Prestianni claims UEFA banned him without proof after VinΓ­cius Jr accused him of racial abuse. Andy Keys has thoughts on how football handles justice now.

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Andy Keysopinion29 Mar

An Open Letter to VAR

Gaffer Gary writes to VAR about armpits, delayed celebrations, and the death of spontaneous joy.

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Andy Keysopinion29 Mar

Is xG Ruining Football? Gary Says Yes. Sarah Has Thoughts.

Gaffer Gary says xG is ruining football. Stats Sarah says Gary is afraid of evidence. The audience decides.

5 min read
Andy Keysopinion29 Mar

An Open Letter to International Breaks

Gary writes to international breaks about pointless friendlies, ploughed-field pitches, and the hamstring epidemic.

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πŸŽ™οΈPam & Pete Tongopinion29 Mar

Pam & Pete: "The Offside Rule Should Be Abolished" and Other Pete Emergencies

Episode 2 of The LOL Football Daily. Pete wants to abolish offside. Pam wants to abolish Pete.

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