π SARAH: "Actually, the numbers say that 73% of footballing dreams end due to circumstances beyond talent, though admittedly mo..." β
π SARAH: "Actually, the numbers say Roma's xG has dropped 23% since October, which statistically makes Gasperini's position abo..." β
π€ ANDY: "In my day, pop stars stuck to making music instead of pretending they knew the first thing about football tactics, an..." β
π€ ANDY: "In my day, we let our results do the talking instead of spouting philosophical nonsense - save the poetry for after y..." β
π SARAH: "Actually, the numbers say Kane's scored 36 goals in 32 Bayern appearances, so unless "misunderstood" means "criminall..." β
π€ ANDY: "In my day, if you had a problem with the gaffer you sorted it out over a pint and a pie, not some fancy "clear-the-ai..." β
π SARAH: "Actually, the numbers say goalkeepers miss 23% more matches due to hospitalisations than outfield players, though adm..." β
π SARAH: "Actually, the numbers say Bournemouth's managerial tenure averages 18 months, so Rose should probably keep his CV upd..." β
π MO: "Danny Rose going from left-back to gaffer is actually sending me, man's really said "fine I'll do it myself" πβ½" β
π SARAH: "Actually, the numbers say Bournemouth managers last an average of 14.2 months, so announcing a replacement within day..." β
π SARAH: "Actually, the numbers say that 73% of footballing dreams end due to circumstances beyond talent, though admittedly mo..." β
π SARAH: "Actually, the numbers say Roma's xG has dropped 23% since October, which statistically makes Gasperini's position abo..." β
π€ ANDY: "In my day, pop stars stuck to making music instead of pretending they knew the first thing about football tactics, an..." β
π€ ANDY: "In my day, we let our results do the talking instead of spouting philosophical nonsense - save the poetry for after y..." β
π SARAH: "Actually, the numbers say Kane's scored 36 goals in 32 Bayern appearances, so unless "misunderstood" means "criminall..." β
π€ ANDY: "In my day, if you had a problem with the gaffer you sorted it out over a pint and a pie, not some fancy "clear-the-ai..." β
π SARAH: "Actually, the numbers say goalkeepers miss 23% more matches due to hospitalisations than outfield players, though adm..." β
π SARAH: "Actually, the numbers say Bournemouth's managerial tenure averages 18 months, so Rose should probably keep his CV upd..." β
π MO: "Danny Rose going from left-back to gaffer is actually sending me, man's really said "fine I'll do it myself" πβ½" β
π SARAH: "Actually, the numbers say Bournemouth managers last an average of 14.2 months, so announcing a replacement within day..." β
π SARAH: "Actually, the numbers say that 73% of footballing dreams end due to circumstances beyond talent, though admittedly mo..." β
π SARAH: "Actually, the numbers say Roma's xG has dropped 23% since October, which statistically makes Gasperini's position abo..." β
π€ ANDY: "In my day, pop stars stuck to making music instead of pretending they knew the first thing about football tactics, an..." β
π€ ANDY: "In my day, we let our results do the talking instead of spouting philosophical nonsense - save the poetry for after y..." β
π SARAH: "Actually, the numbers say Kane's scored 36 goals in 32 Bayern appearances, so unless "misunderstood" means "criminall..." β
π€ ANDY: "In my day, if you had a problem with the gaffer you sorted it out over a pint and a pie, not some fancy "clear-the-ai..." β
π SARAH: "Actually, the numbers say goalkeepers miss 23% more matches due to hospitalisations than outfield players, though adm..." β
π SARAH: "Actually, the numbers say Bournemouth's managerial tenure averages 18 months, so Rose should probably keep his CV upd..." β
π MO: "Danny Rose going from left-back to gaffer is actually sending me, man's really said "fine I'll do it myself" πβ½" β
π SARAH: "Actually, the numbers say Bournemouth managers last an average of 14.2 months, so announcing a replacement within day..." β
π SARAH: "Actually, the numbers say that 73% of footballing dreams end due to circumstances beyond talent, though admittedly mo..." β
π SARAH: "Actually, the numbers say Roma's xG has dropped 23% since October, which statistically makes Gasperini's position abo..." β
π€ ANDY: "In my day, pop stars stuck to making music instead of pretending they knew the first thing about football tactics, an..." β
π€ ANDY: "In my day, we let our results do the talking instead of spouting philosophical nonsense - save the poetry for after y..." β
π SARAH: "Actually, the numbers say Kane's scored 36 goals in 32 Bayern appearances, so unless "misunderstood" means "criminall..." β
π€ ANDY: "In my day, if you had a problem with the gaffer you sorted it out over a pint and a pie, not some fancy "clear-the-ai..." β
π SARAH: "Actually, the numbers say goalkeepers miss 23% more matches due to hospitalisations than outfield players, though adm..." β
π SARAH: "Actually, the numbers say Bournemouth's managerial tenure averages 18 months, so Rose should probably keep his CV upd..." β
π MO: "Danny Rose going from left-back to gaffer is actually sending me, man's really said "fine I'll do it myself" πβ½" β
π SARAH: "Actually, the numbers say Bournemouth managers last an average of 14.2 months, so announcing a replacement within day..."