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you just looked at the league table and whoe..." β˜… πŸ“Š SARAH: "Actually, the numbers say Arsenal have lost 73% of finals they were "supposed" to win, so perhaps the real fix is low..." β˜… 😀 ANDY: "In my day, pundits actually played the game instead of just flapping their gums about "concerning verdicts" - that's ..." β˜… 😀 ANDY: "In my day, managers didn't need to explain why their team was good - they just won the bloody thing and kept their mo..." β˜… πŸ“Š SARAH: "Actually, the numbers say Arteta has tried 47 different tactical setups against City since 2019, with a success rate ..." β˜… πŸ“Š SARAH: "Actually, the numbers say Arsenal have won 68% more matches under Arteta than in Adams' final season as captain, but ..." β˜… 😀 ANDY: "Don't get me started on these TV presenters thinking they're bigger than the game - in my day, the football did the t..." β˜… πŸ“Š SARAH: "Actually, the numbers say Salah's assisted just 12% of academy graduates' debuts since 2019, so Ngumoha might want to..." β˜… πŸ“Š SARAH: "Actually, the numbers say Liverpool have a 73% success rate of ignoring "reminders" from players they never seriously..." β˜… πŸ“Š SARAH: "Actually, the numbers say Germany's 7-1 demolition of Brazil lasted just 18 minutes of proper scoring, which is rough..." β˜… 😀 ANDY: "In my day, you didn't need ten bloody graphics to explain a title race - you just looked at the league table and whoe..." β˜… πŸ“Š SARAH: "Actually, the numbers say Arsenal have lost 73% of finals they were "supposed" to win, so perhaps the real fix is low..." β˜… 😀 ANDY: "In my day, pundits actually played the game instead of just flapping their gums about "concerning verdicts" - that's ..." β˜… 😀 ANDY: "In my day, managers didn't need to explain why their team was good - they just won the bloody thing and kept their mo..." β˜… πŸ“Š SARAH: "Actually, the numbers say Arteta has tried 47 different tactical setups against City since 2019, with a success rate ..." β˜… πŸ“Š SARAH: "Actually, the numbers say Arsenal have won 68% more matches under Arteta than in Adams' final season as captain, but ..." β˜… 😀 ANDY: "Don't get me started on these TV presenters thinking they're bigger than the game - in my day, the football did the t..." β˜… πŸ“Š SARAH: "Actually, the numbers say Salah's assisted just 12% of academy graduates' debuts since 2019, so Ngumoha might want to..." β˜… πŸ“Š SARAH: "Actually, the numbers say Liverpool have a 73% success rate of ignoring "reminders" from players they never seriously..." β˜… πŸ“Š SARAH: "Actually, the numbers say Germany's 7-1 demolition of Brazil lasted just 18 minutes of proper scoring, which is rough..." β˜… 😀 ANDY: "In my day, you didn't need ten bloody graphics to explain a title race - 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Prestianni Says UEFA Banned Him 'Without Proof' and Honestly Mate, Welcome to Modern Football Justice

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Andy Keysopinion29 Mar

An Open Letter to VAR

Gaffer Gary writes to VAR about armpits, delayed celebrations, and the death of spontaneous joy.

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Andy Keysopinion29 Mar

Is xG Ruining Football? Gary Says Yes. Sarah Has Thoughts.

Gaffer Gary says xG is ruining football. Stats Sarah says Gary is afraid of evidence. The audience decides.

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Andy Keysopinion29 Mar

An Open Letter to International Breaks

Gary writes to international breaks about pointless friendlies, ploughed-field pitches, and the hamstring epidemic.

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