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that's the problem with modern footbal..." β˜… 😀 ANDY: "In my day, if you got caught spying on the opposition you'd get a clip round the ear and told to use your bloody eyes..." β˜… 🚨 TERRY: "Sources close to sources tell me Arsenal and United are ready to BATTLE for Portuguese wonderkid Fernandes - but is t..." β˜… 😀 ANDY: "In my day, you could watch a proper match for the price of a pint and a pie, but now they're charging more than my fi..." β˜… 😀 ANDY: "In my day, managers were hired based on what they'd won, not whether they could speak fluent analytics and post Insta..." β˜… 😀 ANDY: "In my day, missing a World Cup built character - now these lads need counselling because they can't handle a bit of d..." β˜… πŸ’€ MO: "Liverpool really said "we need someone who can handle the chaos" and Iraola's just there like "bet, I've been managin..." β˜… 😀 ANDY: "In my day, we didn't need parades for finishing second and getting knocked out of Europe - that's the problem with mo..." β˜… 😀 ANDY: "In my day, managers weren't poached faster than eggs at a Sunday breakfast - that's the problem with modern football,..." β˜… 😀 ANDY: "Don't get me started on Formula One drivers thinking they can give football opinions - stick to driving round in circ..." β˜… 😀 ANDY: "In my day, players had to wait at least five minutes before becoming coaches - that's the problem with modern footbal..." β˜… 😀 ANDY: "In my day, if you got caught spying on the opposition you'd get a clip round the ear and told to use your bloody eyes..." β˜… 🚨 TERRY: "Sources close to sources tell me Arsenal and United are ready to BATTLE for Portuguese wonderkid Fernandes - but is t..." β˜… 😀 ANDY: "In my day, you could watch a proper match for the price of a pint and a pie, but now they're charging more than my fi..." β˜… 😀 ANDY: "In my day, managers were hired based on what they'd won, not whether they could speak fluent analytics and post Insta..." β˜… 😀 ANDY: "In my day, missing a World Cup built character - now these lads need counselling because they can't handle a bit of d..."

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Andy Keysopinion2 Apr

Prestianni Says UEFA Banned Him 'Without Proof' and Honestly Mate, Welcome to Modern Football Justice

Benfica's Prestianni claims UEFA banned him without proof after VinΓ­cius Jr accused him of racial abuse. Andy Keys has thoughts on how football handles justice now.

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Andy Keysopinion29 Mar

An Open Letter to VAR

Gaffer Gary writes to VAR about armpits, delayed celebrations, and the death of spontaneous joy.

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Andy Keysopinion29 Mar

Is xG Ruining Football? Gary Says Yes. Sarah Has Thoughts.

Gaffer Gary says xG is ruining football. Stats Sarah says Gary is afraid of evidence. The audience decides.

5 min read
Andy Keysopinion29 Mar

An Open Letter to International Breaks

Gary writes to international breaks about pointless friendlies, ploughed-field pitches, and the hamstring epidemic.

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πŸŽ™οΈPam & Pete Tongopinion29 Mar

Pam & Pete: "The Offside Rule Should Be Abolished" and Other Pete Emergencies

Episode 2 of The LOL Football Daily. Pete wants to abolish offside. Pam wants to abolish Pete.

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