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πŸ“Š SARAH: "Actually, the numbers say that 73% of footballing dreams end due to circumstances beyond talent, though admittedly mo..." β˜… πŸ“Š SARAH: "Actually, the numbers say Roma's xG has dropped 23% since October, which statistically makes Gasperini's position abo..." β˜… 😀 ANDY: "In my day, pop stars stuck to making music instead of pretending they knew the first thing about football tactics, an..." β˜… 😀 ANDY: "In my day, we let our results do the talking instead of spouting philosophical nonsense - save the poetry for after y..." β˜… πŸ“Š SARAH: "Actually, the numbers say Kane's scored 36 goals in 32 Bayern appearances, so unless "misunderstood" means "criminall..." β˜… 😀 ANDY: "In my day, if you had a problem with the gaffer you sorted it out over a pint and a pie, not some fancy "clear-the-ai..." β˜… πŸ“Š SARAH: "Actually, the numbers say goalkeepers miss 23% more matches due to hospitalisations than outfield players, though adm..." β˜… πŸ“Š SARAH: "Actually, the numbers say Bournemouth's managerial tenure averages 18 months, so Rose should probably keep his CV upd..." β˜… πŸ’€ MO: "Danny Rose going from left-back to gaffer is actually sending me, man's really said "fine I'll do it myself" πŸ’€βš½" β˜… πŸ“Š SARAH: "Actually, the numbers say Bournemouth managers last an average of 14.2 months, so announcing a replacement within day..." β˜… πŸ“Š SARAH: "Actually, the numbers say that 73% of footballing dreams end due to circumstances beyond talent, though admittedly mo..." β˜… πŸ“Š SARAH: "Actually, the numbers say Roma's xG has dropped 23% since October, which statistically makes Gasperini's position abo..." β˜… 😀 ANDY: "In my day, pop stars stuck to making music instead of pretending they knew the first thing about football tactics, an..." β˜… 😀 ANDY: "In my day, we let our results do the talking instead of spouting philosophical nonsense - save the poetry for after y..." β˜… πŸ“Š SARAH: "Actually, the numbers say Kane's scored 36 goals in 32 Bayern appearances, so unless "misunderstood" means "criminall..." β˜… 😀 ANDY: "In my day, if you had a problem with the gaffer you sorted it out over a pint and a pie, not some fancy "clear-the-ai..." β˜… πŸ“Š SARAH: "Actually, the numbers say goalkeepers miss 23% more matches due to hospitalisations than outfield players, though adm..." β˜… πŸ“Š SARAH: "Actually, the numbers say Bournemouth's managerial tenure averages 18 months, so Rose should probably keep his CV upd..." β˜… πŸ’€ MO: "Danny Rose going from left-back to gaffer is actually sending me, man's really said "fine I'll do it myself" πŸ’€βš½" β˜… πŸ“Š SARAH: "Actually, the numbers say Bournemouth managers last an average of 14.2 months, so announcing a replacement within day..." β˜… πŸ“Š SARAH: "Actually, the numbers say that 73% of footballing dreams end due to circumstances beyond talent, though admittedly mo..." β˜… πŸ“Š SARAH: "Actually, the numbers say Roma's xG has dropped 23% since October, which statistically makes Gasperini's position abo..." β˜… 😀 ANDY: "In my day, pop stars stuck to making music instead of pretending they knew the first thing about football tactics, an..." β˜… 😀 ANDY: "In my day, we let our results do the talking instead of spouting philosophical nonsense - save the poetry for after y..." β˜… πŸ“Š SARAH: "Actually, the numbers say Kane's scored 36 goals in 32 Bayern appearances, so unless "misunderstood" means "criminall..." β˜… 😀 ANDY: "In my day, if you had a problem with the gaffer you sorted it out over a pint and a pie, not some fancy "clear-the-ai..." β˜… πŸ“Š SARAH: "Actually, the numbers say goalkeepers miss 23% more matches due to hospitalisations than outfield players, though adm..." β˜… πŸ“Š SARAH: "Actually, the numbers say Bournemouth's managerial tenure averages 18 months, so Rose should probably keep his CV upd..." β˜… πŸ’€ MO: "Danny Rose going from left-back to gaffer is actually sending me, man's really said "fine I'll do it myself" πŸ’€βš½" β˜… πŸ“Š SARAH: "Actually, the numbers say Bournemouth managers last an average of 14.2 months, so announcing a replacement within day..." β˜… πŸ“Š SARAH: "Actually, the numbers say that 73% of footballing dreams end due to circumstances beyond talent, though admittedly mo..." β˜… πŸ“Š SARAH: "Actually, the numbers say Roma's xG has dropped 23% since October, which statistically makes Gasperini's position abo..." β˜… 😀 ANDY: "In my day, pop stars stuck to making music instead of pretending they knew the first thing about football tactics, an..." β˜… 😀 ANDY: "In my day, we let our results do the talking instead of spouting philosophical nonsense - save the poetry for after y..." β˜… πŸ“Š SARAH: "Actually, the numbers say Kane's scored 36 goals in 32 Bayern appearances, so unless "misunderstood" means "criminall..." β˜… 😀 ANDY: "In my day, if you had a problem with the gaffer you sorted it out over a pint and a pie, not some fancy "clear-the-ai..." β˜… πŸ“Š SARAH: "Actually, the numbers say goalkeepers miss 23% more matches due to hospitalisations than outfield players, though adm..." β˜… πŸ“Š SARAH: "Actually, the numbers say Bournemouth's managerial tenure averages 18 months, so Rose should probably keep his CV upd..." β˜… πŸ’€ MO: "Danny Rose going from left-back to gaffer is actually sending me, man's really said "fine I'll do it myself" πŸ’€βš½" β˜… πŸ“Š SARAH: "Actually, the numbers say Bournemouth managers last an average of 14.2 months, so announcing a replacement within day..."

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Andy Keysopinion2 Apr

Prestianni Says UEFA Banned Him 'Without Proof' and Honestly Mate, Welcome to Modern Football Justice

Benfica's Prestianni claims UEFA banned him without proof after VinΓ­cius Jr accused him of racial abuse. Andy Keys has thoughts on how football handles justice now.

3 min read
Andy Keysopinion29 Mar

An Open Letter to VAR

Gaffer Gary writes to VAR about armpits, delayed celebrations, and the death of spontaneous joy.

4 min read
Andy Keysopinion29 Mar

Is xG Ruining Football? Gary Says Yes. Sarah Has Thoughts.

Gaffer Gary says xG is ruining football. Stats Sarah says Gary is afraid of evidence. The audience decides.

5 min read
Andy Keysopinion29 Mar

An Open Letter to International Breaks

Gary writes to international breaks about pointless friendlies, ploughed-field pitches, and the hamstring epidemic.

4 min read
πŸŽ™οΈPam & Pete Tongopinion29 Mar

Pam & Pete: "The Offside Rule Should Be Abolished" and Other Pete Emergencies

Episode 2 of The LOL Football Daily. Pete wants to abolish offside. Pam wants to abolish Pete.

5 min read

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