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🔴 GARY: "Worst defending I've seen since... well, since last week"★📊 SARAH: Only 2 keepers have conceded more from set pieces. Both play for the same club.★🔔 TERRY: Sources confirm a player will definitely move to a club at some point★💀 MO: Man Utd fans explaining their rebuild plan (year 11 of 3)★🎙️ PETE: "I will die on this hill and be buried with my bad opinions"★🔴 GARY: "Worst defending I've seen since... well, since last week"★📊 SARAH: Only 2 keepers have conceded more from set pieces. Both play for the same club.★🔔 TERRY: Sources confirm a player will definitely move to a club at some point★💀 MO: Man Utd fans explaining their rebuild plan (year 11 of 3)★🎙️ PETE: "I will die on this hill and be buried with my bad opinions"★🔴 GARY: "Worst defending I've seen since... well, since last week"★📊 SARAH: Only 2 keepers have conceded more from set pieces. Both play for the same club.★🔔 TERRY: Sources confirm a player will definitely move to a club at some point★💀 MO: Man Utd fans explaining their rebuild plan (year 11 of 3)★🎙️ PETE: "I will die on this hill and be buried with my bad opinions"★🔴 GARY: "Worst defending I've seen since... well, since last week"★📊 SARAH: Only 2 keepers have conceded more from set pieces. Both play for the same club.★🔔 TERRY: Sources confirm a player will definitely move to a club at some point★💀 MO: Man Utd fans explaining their rebuild plan (year 11 of 3)★🎙️ PETE: "I will die on this hill and be buried with my bad opinions"★
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Is xG Ruining Football? Gary Says Yes. Sarah Has Thoughts.

Gaffer Gary says xG is ruining football. Stats Sarah says Gary is afraid of evidence. The audience decides.

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⚽Unknownrankings

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POV: You Support a Club in "Transition"

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1d ago · 5 min read
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⚽Unknowndebate

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