Kim Kardashian in State Of Shock as Minge is Overshadowed By Okazaki’s Bicycle Kick

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35-year-old Reality TV Star and professional gash-exhibitionist, Kim Kardashian has been placed on suicide watch after Leicester City’s Shinji Okazaki’s wonder-goal against Newcastle last night, resulted in some people on social media talking about something else other than her minge.

Kim was unable for interview, but skint hubby Kanye West lambasted the forward’s ostentatious, limelight-hogging strike, saying it was: “Japan’s biggest insult to America since Pearl Harbour.”

The Japanese international declined to comment, but Foxes’ gaffer Claudio Ranieri didn’t pull any punches on Sky Sports News when asked his opinion on the matter.

“Is a nice cooch,” beamed Claudio Ranieri, “but the goal I like better. Right now we want our fans to enjoy the football, I don’t look at the league table, never speak about the title, but is much easier to avoid than her minge.”

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