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LOL Football | 7 years, 7 months agoFootballer’s Mum Denies Allegations of Him Being “Full Kit Wanker”
The mother of a leading Premiership footballer has spoken out today following accusations made by opposing fans and...
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LOL Football | 7 years, 7 months agoSergio Aguero to Marry Batigol’s Daughter in Hope of Finishing Selective Breeding Experiment
Manchester City hitman Sergio Aguero has stepped up his eugenics game of late, choosing to centre his attention...
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LOL Football | 7 years, 7 months agoGlobal Depression Soars To 91% In Men As World Cup Qualifiers Replace Premiership
Multiple countries around the world, most notably the UK and Ireland are declaring a national state of emergency as the...
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LOL Football | 7 years, 7 months agoZenit St Petersburg Receive Bizarre Burger King Request
Russian club Zenit St. Petersburg have a received a 5.7 million pound offer from famous restaurant chain Burger...
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LOL Football | 7 years, 7 months agoLuke Shaw Admits To Being On “Verge Of Suicide” On £70, 000 For Doing F**k All
Manchester United full back Luke Shaw is garnering sympathy all around the world today after speaking to the press...
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LOL Football | 7 years, 7 months agoDidier Drogba Mistaken As Wyclef Jean in Scandalous Charity Scandal
For all those thinking he’d been gone until November, ex-Chelsea legend Didier Drogba has been in the news...
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LOL Football | 7 years, 7 months agoFormer Southampton Player Refuses Chievo Move to Dedicate His Life to Music
Former Southampton striker is quite the enigmatic character, an activist, a poet, a musician and obviously a footballer....
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LOL Football | 7 years, 7 months agoSunderland Break Yann M’Villa’s Heart After Refusing To Answer Phone
After one of the most insane transfer windows ever that has seen Pogba return to Manchester United for...
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LOL Football | 7 years, 7 months agoAdebayor’s Witch Doctor: “Eternal Life Comes at Price of Scoring for Every London Club”
The West African nation of Togo is not famed for much internationally, but one national symbol, the country’s...
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LOL Football | 7 years, 7 months agoRanieri Fuming, Shaken and Stirred Due to Sunderland Signing
Reports coming out of King Power Stadium tonight suggest that Premier League winning manager Claudio Ranieri is absolutely...