West Ham Star in Car Chase After Gun Threat

 7 years, 6 months ago 0 Comments

West Ham forward Andy Carroll has had a pretty interesting couple of days after being caught up in a car chase after having a gun pointed at him. The West Ham striker and the man who is officially the most expensive flop that the Prem has ever seen, was driving home from training in his Mercedes G-Wagon when two men on motorbikes waved a gun at him and shouted at him to pull over.


The injury prone Geordie is on his way back from yet another knee injury, no doubt the same one that was caused when he fell off a bar stool pissed during his Toon days. The knee didn’t set him back in his efforts to get away from the crazy men and he put the peddle to the metal and sped away from the nutters. Carroll spun the car around and headed back to the training ground in an effort to find safety or maybe just to get backup, I bet Slaven Bilic ‘knows people’.

Police are currently looking into what went on, the men haven’t been caught but Carroll is said to be ‘pretty shaken’. Quite what the men were after remains a mystery although they wouldn’t be the only West Ham fans who fancy pistol whipping a few of their players after the fucking disastrous start they’ve made to the season. Seems a bit unfair to be taking it out on the crocked Carroll however.

The likely scenario is that the men were just a couple of armed bandits who wanted to steal his shit knowing fine well that he wouldn’t be able to run after them, or even if he could, the likelihood of him doing a hamstring would be pretty high!

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