Transfer Fail For Local Press Who Thought They Were Signing Dildo

Unfortunately for all of us, Sky Sports no longer do their ‘outside-the-ground’ coverage of transfer deadline day after the eloquent ‘f*ck her right in the pu*sy,’ quote started to get shouted just a little too often. Not only did fans used to gather behind Sky presenters shouting such creative lines but there was always at least a dildo or two kicking around in the background as well as men fake bumming for your viewing pleasure.

Despite the fans not being able to embarrass journalists live on TV anymore, that hasn’t stopped the wind-ups and local Reading news source GetReading have just fallen for what is liekly to be the hoax of the transfer window.

After receiving a scoop on a hot new signing, hapless Jonathan Low thought he’d hit the G-spot of journalism when he revealed that a hot Cameroon striker was on Reading’s radar with a goal tally of 76 in just 93 games, his name, Yermas Dildo or for those who haven’t quite worked it out, yer ma’s dildo. Beautiful.

You may well think that nobody could be foolish enough to fall for the prank, you’d be wrong and the paper even posted a picture of an unknown African player to support their claims.

This all started from some sad and creative genius who created a page on Twitter as the prolific African striker and has recently been tweeting in order to force through a move, hungry journalists jumped on it and the rest, is laughable history. Let’s take a look at some of the best tweets from the man they call Dildo.

#readingfc I hope to repay your faith in me with by putting my head where others won’t #transferdeadlineday #DeadlineDay #SkySportsnewsHq

— Yermas Dildo (@YermasDildo) January 31, 2017

Will hope to strike a sponsorship deal with @paddypower underwear for when I score my first goal #getreading #readingfc #DeadlineDay

— Yermas Dildo (@YermasDildo) January 31, 2017

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