All posts tagged "Wayne Rooney"
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7 years, 9 months ago
Fully Grown Man Who Wanks Into Sock Claims Rooney Is “Still Shit”
An unemployed, 49-year-old man from Merseyside, who still lives with his Mum and regularly ejaculates into a crusty sock...
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8 years, 3 months ago
Fergie And Wayne Rooney Kiss And Make Up Ahead Of Testimonial
Former Manchester United legend and unintentional inventor of the phrase; “Squeaky bum time,” Sir Alex Ferguson has offered...