Man United Ace Accused of Disturbing Neighbours With ‘Porn Star’ Sex Sessions
New Manchester United midfielder and most expensive player in the World Paul Pogba has a had a difficult time settling into the Premier League since his summer arrival. Even though he may have won the affections of star-gazed lover Memphis Depay, the Frenchman has yet failed to do much on the pitch get the Manchester United faithful horny.
Off the pitch however, it seems that the young midfielder has marked his return to Manchester in style with some marathon sex sessions in his temporary home, the Lowry Hotel. Currently Pogba is smashing minxy African singer Dencia and their noisy sessions have had snooty guests at the posh Manchester hotel up in arms.
The dirty and filthy tabloid that is the Sun newspaper have reported that Pogba and the missus are at their most randy between the hours of 3 and 4am and their source went into a bit of detail about the sort of stuff that can be heard coming from the Man U star’s kinky bedroom:
“It sounded like a porn movie. A few times we heard moans of ‘Paul, babe’ it was very uncomfortable.”
Before continuing:
“The first time I heard the sex noises was between 1am and 2am the following morning. I could also hear them on the nights of September 27, 28 and 30 – on that occasion as late as 4am.”
“If it wasn’t loud music from his room it was loud moaning. The music was as annoying as the sex because it was vulgar hip hop.”
Poor young lad, dripping in cash, the World at his feet and an African beauty on his arm, let the boy for fuck for God’s sake! If you want to follow Pogba lead and not his boring neighbous, visit mylittleprincess for some kinky sex stuff to spice up you love life.
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